Elhigh

9/28/21

Compared to the other Colorados of approximately the same age, it’s a bargain. Blend in the diesel and it’s a steal.

9/23/21

“...with more engines than it needs.”

9/23/21

What.

9/23/21

The likelihood of a conventional speed bump installed by a city agency damaging an unmodified car is next to zero. Not zero, but right down there.

9/23/21

If the speed bump is damaging your car...

9/23/21

There’s a 1982 AMC Eagle SX4 for sale in Washington State. It isn’t as exciting as a C8 but there’s going to be more C8s on the road than there will ever be SX4s, and the SX4 is out of production.

9/23/21

You. I like the way your brain convolutes.

9/23/21

Please not at Subway.

9/23/21

How could they be getting less money for takeout? In my experience the prices are exactly the same as for dine-in, prices which subsidize restroom and dining room use. As the customer’s proxy, the takeout driver’s use of the restroom has been paid for and trying to prevent them using it must surely qualify as some…

9/23/21

GrubHub supports the bill because it doesn’t really cost them anything to do so. Bathrooms and payments and trip limits, those don’t really cost them anything to provide, not when the restaurants have the bathrooms and the payments will be covered by customers and trip limits only pare off the outlier orders anyway. …

9/23/21

I already have a geriatric single-owner vehicle in the driveway or else this would be on my short list. I’m halfway considering it anyway, I have that much in my tractor fund.

9/23/21

Just so you know, I paid good money for the coffee I spit over my keyboard.

9/22/21

I don’t mean takeout per se, I mean drive-through as mentioned in the post. I mean - I suppose I could go through the drive-through in reverse but I don’t want to put up with it. I’m old enough now that I have some capacity to avoid putting up with stuff I don’t want to.

9/22/21

How the hell do you use a can opener left handed. They’re designed for right handed use.

9/22/21

The Explorer won, but the election was stolen.

9/22/21

I am pathologically lefthanded and learned how to shift with my right, welcome to my world.

9/22/21

I always liked these, I’m a sucker for a subcompact with AWD (Tercel 4WD Wagon FTMFW!) and the styling, lacking a lot of trendy underbite and chrome, ages well.

9/21/21

“Fraught” and “free” both start with “fr.” There’s a reason. “Fright,” “fretful” and “frikkin terrifying” also come to mind.

9/21/21

My advice is to follow this script:

9/21/21

You call it Casual Encounters, I call it Hookers with Internet Access. There was a lot of interpersonal entrepreneurship going on in there. It was pretty grisly.