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ElHechizado
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tfw you’re an adult woman.

Dark Dungeons readings are like a rite of passage for role players. “I don’t want to be Elfstar anymore! I want to be Debbie!” Oh, Jack Chick.

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some

this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

This... feels like an insult to Joanne. :(

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways

It feels really lame to share this woman’s fertility issues (heartbreak) on The motherfucking Slot.