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this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

This... feels like an insult to Joanne. :(

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

It feels really lame to share this woman’s fertility issues (heartbreak) on The motherfucking Slot.

My mom was a secretary at the Mike Douglas show when Ailes was there. It was Mad Men on steroids. Grabby gropers 24/7. My mom was cute but married so wasn’t subjected to it as much although she once had to shove and run after an old timey comedian guest trapped her on the stairs. Mike Douglas was a prince, though, and

This morning, Paris Hilton tweeted that she will be attending this year’s Burning Man festival. Below is an imagined

Think of extravagant parties this way... the wealthy are always going to have money, but they can either sit on it or spend it. Would we like them to spend it in ways *we* find constructive? Sure. That’s not how the world works.

I was there last month. The degree to which the fear and danger have been played up is astounding. I’m sure some areas are not exactly wonderful places to be but every city has those.