Pasty, flabby and riddled with phlebitis. A good, republican body. (Borrowed heavily from Richard Nixon’s head, lamenting the loss of his body on Futurama)

I’m sorry, does Donald Trump consider himself thin? I would never insult him for being pudgy because who cares, but it seems like he thinks he has a conventionally ideal physique, which...

Maybe there should be a challenge where they set up a fake life or death scenario and force the men to choose between saving her or Mark Cuban, and whoever chooses Mark Cuban gets eliminated? And possibly also shot into the sun to “experience the process” of going to space?

Why the hell do we have $34 billion worth of excess military grade weaponry just lying around, waiting to be distributed? Oh, right.

Won’t someone think of the beautiful blonde children?

And why haven’t these people been worried about their sons in the men’s room all this time? Oh, so maybe it’s not really about protecting their kids.

Why would they do that when it’s just so much easier to pretend WoC are all sluts who have an abortion every 6 months??

If legislators care SO DAMN MUCH about black and brown babies, they could, you know, address the poverty, lack of educational opportunity, lack of parental leave and affordable childcare options, shitty sex ed and access to contraception and reproductive care, and myriad other factors that actually influence into…

I’m so glad they’ve tapped into my subconscious! As a Mexican woman, I never thought about this, but this is probably why I married a non-Hispanic. If Baby Bong comes out brown - hell, even taupe- I’m going to lose my shit.

omg. Between this girl and Marley Dias and Blue Ivy being CEO of an activewear line... Black girls are killing it.

Was contemplating moving back to NC for the cheaper real estate, family connections, and excellent schools in some of the metro areas.