I know the AV Club’s bizarre virtue-signaling mandate requires it to shit on any and all media even tenuously associated with Bad people, but Burton/Depp’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is good. You’re acting like it’s some well-established critical flop, but it was very well reviewed upon release.

Proving once again that the only thing dumber than Barsanti's writing is his facial hair.

Sean O'Neal and Nathan Raban died for our sins.

Whenever I see a Barsanti article I think of that one meme:

I don’t know, the youtube video is interesting, but did he really prove anything? I mean, maybe he really figured out something that has stumped our military and government agencies for decades, but I’m skeptical of that. Those agencies have always been quick to point to more mundane reasons for sightings for years,…

This person needs a lot of attention.

“To be clear, Ashley Nell Tipton doesn’t owe it to us to remain fat. But it does hurt a little when we lose another fat hero.”

Sometimes I wonder how Donald honest-to-God-damn Trump won a U.S. election, then nearly won a second one. Then someone like you starts saying shit like this, and it all makes sense.

lol

“Just commit yourself to the experience of survivors! A simple phrase we all understand and can put into action! Not total gibberish at all!”

She’s terrible at everything she does, except righteous indignation. That, she’s merely okay at.

“Hire survivors”

Franco is probably guilty of all the stuff he’s been accused of. But if you’re good friends with the guy, you’re going to give him the benefit of the doubt initially. Unless there was overwhelming evidence immediately, it’s hard to give Seth Rogen any blame for not bailing on his friend right away. Not to mention it’s…

“Yi also posted a checklist of what she feels is necessary for Rogen to do in this situation, which reads..”

A checklist? Buzzfeed is going to be mad she stole their format.

I guess she means to just hire them for the sake of hiring them. Merit, qualifications - all just gibberish in the way of adding token employees for woke-ening purposes.

Because in the arena of public opinion, expressing a dislike of Ms. Yi is taken as opposition to those ideas.  

WTF- hire survivors?! How exactly is that supposed to go down? Add a question to the job application?

It’s okay to stand against abuse, to agree Rogen should do everything on that list, and to still dislike Ms. Yi.

I’m sorry, I know I am supposed to be more sensitive to this, but for the life of me I cannot get the vision of Yi scouring the interwebs all damn weekend long for some “Aha!” moment to prove Seth Rogen wrong...and I cannot stop laughing.

What an obnoxious person.