1. Just, objectively, no. Just no.

I fucking adored this film, it has NO RIGHT to be as good as it was. The actors were just the right amount of winking at the camera while playing it straight, Kong looked and acted enormously bad-ass and also “wearier” than the previous iterations (which makes a ton of sense), and the sound editing and design was VERY…

Ok, but let’s face it. Women’s basketball stinks. A half-decent team made up of 14 yr old males could beat any women’s team. This is the case for pretty much every sport. Women’s tennis is probably better to watch than mens - they get equal money and should probably get more. Same for gymnastics. Maybe soccer. And look…

My one question is this: women’s sports by and large don’t bring the revenue that the male sports do, so why should they also reap the rewards? And this can go the other way: women’s gymnastics and ice skating is way bigger than the men’s, so why shouldn’t the men’s departments have less for that matter?

Or that he wouldn’t be making serious money as a government contractor doing all his crazy secret missions.

Well, accounting for the rate of population growth, there’s now 3.75 suckers born every minute.

Marilyn Manson is actually an interesting example to invoke, as of course the furore was over his satanic music and not the fact that his music actually openly glorified abusive dynamics.

That is something he fully deserved some degree of social critique or discussion over - and he could either continue to make that…

This is just an opportunity for people to be fake outraged. The fake outrage would have happened regardless of the murders. BTS fans are obsessive and can’t handle any jokes about the boys they worship as gods.

To be fair, there is something to be said about desensitization, especially in our media-saturated society. A crucial aspect before acts of mass violence is a feeling that the people being hurt deserve to be or at least there is no major problem with doing so, therefore there is an argument to be made that…

“We sincerely apologize for the timing on this one. The new design will just have them all puking, or something.”

Some of it feels like an outlet for people who feel powerless, dissatisfied, and depressed in their lives. Like, they might not be able to buy a house or start a family or create something that matters, but making a rich celebrity grovel or forcing a corporation to apologize, kill a product, and lose some money isn’t…

Are they trying to re-brand GPKids as some sort of edge-Lordy rebellion wannabe?

Cards?  Just think of the value of the NFT?!?

I think it’s pretty clear they were trying to make fun of annoying boybands in the vain of Mad/Cracked Magazine, but the timing couldn’t be worse.

Hey, folks, if you’re running a story about someone coming under fire for offensive tweets...maybe mention, at some point, what is supposedly in those tweets? It’s kind of important information. Don’t even need to quote the tweets directly, but you do need to actually describe their content—just a couple of sentences,…

The Marxists are going to have a really hard time staffing all their media management positions with obedient mouthpieces if you have to meet the Jesus standard just to shill cosmetics and pimple cream.

Using makeup is CANCELED!

But also have very flexible attitudes about growing the cash crop that eventually turns into the drugs.

Hubris...it will destroy us all. What gives her the authority to tell people how to be allies? Is she trained in victim support? I believe in justice and consequences, but not the mob justice doled out on social media. Allegations need to be properly investigated and dealt with, there should be accountability and…

I’m going to go out and get every nice thing someone’s said about me tattooed on my arm right now!