This seems somehow relevant to that picture:

I’m still seeing the “somehow in denial” people in my facebook feed. They’re primarily off the “yes but Hillary did worse” variety.

Metapods and kakunas are even worse like that. Cp 60? Deep red ring.

This is also why “left-handedness” is linguistically conflated with “being an assassin”

Right? There doesn’t appear to be a flagging option for “is literally porn”.

Dude here, so society at large has different expectations regarding my personal hygiene, but .... it’s pretty obvious from visual inspection if my legs need to be washed. Generally it’s directly correlated with whether or not I’ve been playing in the dirt in one form or another.

The SC2 arcade has all sorts of hidden gems (including things not limited to top-down perspectives: http://kotaku.com/fan-made-starcraft-rpg-finally-launches-1784419111 ).

Yeah. “capital ship MOBA” makes me think of this:

I’ve never played Overwatch, but this sounds a lot like when I’m Lt Morales in a Heroes match, and after stimming a Raynor/Valla/Kerrigan they promptly run backwards away from the enemy team, or stimming an Illidan and they promptly backflip out of range of my healing...

I actually like the Agents of SHIELD theme:

Unfortunately none of these comes close to replacing the Thunderbolt Display, since killer features in addition to the ones you mentioned are:

Actually, in the Germanic dialect that developed into English, the relevant prefix for disambiguating man was “woepen”, cognate to “weapon” and “penis”. So man can be used to refer to either “penis-humans” or “wife-humans” ;)

Pretty sure they also implemented hardware bans. Buying a new copy doesn’t accomplish anything.

I agree, but that wasn’t the part of your post I was taking issue with. I suspect; however, that you are in the large portion of people who miss the historical context for what “well regulated” actually means.

This is, in fact, a militia.

“Until you stop looking at it, because somebody might have reloaded it and you don’t know”

Just as an fyi: you can throw out the stuff you don’t use...

It helps to get a playing partner who can duel wield phones while you drive.

“All the nearby gyms are blue, that seems boring”

You know what’s creepier than lavender town music? Lavender town music backwards.