I’m sorry, calling Grodin a “Beethoven star” is like calling Christopher Walken a “Kangaroo Jack” star. Do better.

In the movie Beethoven, he’s 57 years old and Bonnie Hunt is 31.

But what if it wasn’t.

The episode of Conan’s podcast with Timothy is hilarious.

He’s the guy that got big off of getting yelled at by James Caan in Las Vegas, then spent a career being a forgettable rom-com star and minor character in the Transformers film.

Ah the classis “Mad Bomber what bombs at midnight” episode!

Finally, the Katharine Hepburn documentary everyone was clamoring for!

They had to do that. There was a tape delay in case Statler and Waldorf started dropping F Bombs on live TV, like they did in their guest appearance on The Osmond Family Live! Christmas In Utah special back in 1978.

Somebody needs to tell Piggy that.

Yeah but Statler and Waldorf had it coming. I waited most of my life to see them get their asses kicked.

The cause of death was reported to have been a fall from the top of the Statue of Liberty. 

Literally no one has said you “shouldn’t be able” to talk about black topics as a white person, only that there are fucking consequences for doing it. People like you think there should NEVER be consequences for things you say, and that’s fucking moronic. Talk about whatever you want, and then take your dragging on…

“a public announcement that should, if nothing else, throw some much-needed attention toward that often misunderstood condition.”

“Willie, why are there weeds in the salad?”

The name of a show can be a make or break thing. I believe that the show I sold TBS 2 years ago would have done far better if I had been willing to budge on their request to change the working title, but I wasn’t having it. And now the world is poorer for never having given “Pedophile Nazi Puppy Stompers” the chance…

Weird. I heard that as Mom, piping up from another room.

I’ve always found it weird that that the biggest fans of pixelart are the people who were too young to actually experience graphics like that. We put up with it because it was the best technology could achieve at the time. It isn’t something to aspire to!

I am sure that being an old dude who loves Rick and Morty, my opinion means little but holy shit, was that ever boring, obnoxious and annoying. No, I GOT it. I just hated it.

The lesbian couple’s 1/2 second kiss at the end of RoS was a better love story than any of the other characters got over the course of all three films.

Amusingly enough, that example is a lot easier to justify, given that Zeta-Jones went on to marry (and stay married to over 20 years later - I just looked it up!) a guy 25 years her senior.