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Batman is Wayne’s secret identity; Kent is Superman’s.

It also had her saying “Well, nobody will be looking at your face”

“initiate the 58008 protocol"

Wow thanks for bringing the receipts. Screw that jerk.

While you gaslight yourself into thinking Snyder is a leftist despite his admitted adoration of Ayn Rand and literally naming his production company after a reference to The Fountainhead...

The animated series (at times) and the JLU cartoon (throughout) show how easy and interesting it is to show the natural weaknesses of a person as fundamentally good and fundamentally powerful as Superman, rather than thinking one of those things has to go to make him compelling. This is somebody who loves human beings

You could argue that in the 21st century movies about Superman are hobbled by the stylistic constraints of superhero movies. Superhero movies are fundamentally about solving problems with violence. They tend to be... not very good with interpersonal drama, unless it’s clearly anchored by violence. That all makes an

The whole “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” has definitely needed some editing, since it’s debatable that the “American Way” involves either truth or justice, and is probably racist.

Yes, and not Clancy Brown’s smooth, charismatic Lex Luthor, either, but Jesse Eisenberg’s twerpy little shit Lex Luthor!

Given the many variously evil, miserable, mind-controlled/zombified, indecisive, brooding, aloof and overall joyless versions of Superman there’ve been in the last decade or so, I’m convinced that Lex Luthor is in charge somewhere at DC-Warners. 

Dear me! I’m afraid doing so would violate my programming.

No Droids? Fuck right off!

He didn’t say it and neither did I, but at that moment my Dad and I were closer than we ever...

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Well, you know what they say in Hollywood:

What about that one really long and weird Wonders Years episode where Kevin Arnold and his buddies followed the railroad tracks to see a dead body?

One thing is for sure: there will be no Marilyn Manson cameo in the reboot.

To be fair, Falcon and the Winter Soldier premiers the day after ZSJL does and will inevitably overshadow it.

I’m waiting for the inevitable “THIS ISN’T THE REAL SNYDER CUT!” after this movie disappoints.

I wonder how soon a #RealSnyderCut campaign will start. 

Come Friday we’re all going to be discussing “The Falcon & The Winter Soldier” goodness anyway, so your wish will soon be granted.