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    I think they drink the barbicide, and that somehow keeps them well-preserved.

    Doesn’t it border Wakanda?

    It certainly makes it easier to respect her. It’s hard to take Tilly seriously as first officer when her hair is all over the place. How do you command respect from the crew when you can’t even command your hair?

    And as far as anyone can tell, I’m posting this from Germany right now...

    The only celebrity who’s managed to alter my view a little bit is Tom Cruise. I normally avoid his work as I do with most Scientologists of whom I’m aware. However, I was impressed with his, shall we say, impassioned screaming at crew members who were not following protocols on his last movie. He clearly was concerned

    I think it’s safe to assume we’ll be seeing a funeral...

    Maybe they didn’t have room for him, but it could be fun to see a clip of ER playing on a TV in the background.

    I, for one, will miss Evil Tilly. Maybe it’s the hair...

    And when the ratings stink, there’d be the inevitable story about the show being on the chopping block...

    They had to give Dan some redeeming qualities, so yeah, he could always be counted on to do the right thing for others, unless it got in the way of his getting some, and even then he could still put others’ needs ahead of his own if it was really important.

    As far as reboots go, this might not suck. The questions are who Harry’s daughter’s mother is and where the rest of the cast are. But most importantly, after all these years, Dan is still in the same court? Perhaps he’d have been promoted in the intervening years and recently got demoted back to night court after

    Moll is also 77. Maybe he could cameo as “Chiff Bailiff” whenever the new bailiffs get in trouble.

    Suddenly, Paramount+/CBS All Access’ plans for Star Trek seem coherent and well planned.

    Do you know how pissed off I was when I found out the movie was not based on my autobiography?

    I feel so sorry for the hell that Georgia residents will have to endure for the next four weeks.

    Seriously, what the hell has to be done to get bowling added to the Olympics already? It’s a sport played all around the world, probably by more people combined around the world than most of the sports already in the Olympics. It’s a sport that could certainly use the exposure and financial boost. It doesn’t require

    At least the contact tracers’ jobs will be somewhat easier since he always seems to be on camera.

    If there is a god, he’s the one that gave Rudy the virus, so no prayer is required. And if there is a god, he’s the one that gave us Rudy and Trump and all those other assholes, so still no.

    The problem is that she’d never have been able to come up with the solution if they were still together. He’d have been a distraction and a hindrance, not of any help at all.

    My allergies are already triggered.