Normally I’d agree with you. But the writer essentially says he was not in a good head space at the time he married because of the religious garbage he was brought up with. Only once he’d already been married did his head clear and he realized that it had lead him to make bad choices. Now he wants out and wants to let…

The three scariest words in the English language: “That’s not mayonnaise.”

Well, they’re also bringing back grown-up Punky Brewster, so maybe they’ll do it as a comedy this time.

Two things:

Who hasn’t that happened to?

Please do not say his name two more times.

Brilliant.

Not even a single Max Headroom reference?

Danny Elfman was supposed to be there too, Here’s a taste of what might have been,

Gilbert is keeping busy.

I know some very wide people who really loved that show.

Stewart was 47 when ST:TNG debuted, making everyone think he was so much older than he really was. Then he made that work in his favor by barely seeming to age since then.

Success breeds imitators.

To be clear, if Biden wins, he won’t veto M4A, and that’s because it will never get to his desk to veto in the first place. No, he doesn’t support it, he’d rather improve Obamacare (aka The Affordable Care Act, or ACA) but the massive changes in the senate that would need to occur to get such a bill passed in the…

Then you see Gilbert Gottfried is on the site and you realize he is exactly who Cameo was made for.

Yup, and taking it a step further, Han solo was not designed to be a central character. He’s the devil on Luke’s shoulder for most of the first movie. It would be very hard to make a character with those motivations the main character of a film. I suppose the closest in that regard is Peter Quill, but even then he was…

Even when taking the stones from Pankot, it was his intent to return them to the village where they belonged, so it was a choice between doing the right thing and the righter thing.

And yet Indiana Jones himself isn’t some soldier of God. He’s out for glory and notoriety. He makes moral decisions, like when his respect for history won’t allow him to destroy the Ark with a bazooka. But mostly, he’s a grumpy, laconic, wisecracking plunderer who finds himself fighting on the side of good almost…

No, read through the comments, most of the sound problems are at the source. It’s not you. Well, actually, don’t rule that out as being part of the problem. It could also be you.

As did Harry Shearer.