I don’t know about Florida, but there are several states where if there is a domestic violence call, one of the parties involved will be arrested or at least removed from the premises. Usually it’s a he-said-she-said situation so it’s a judgement call on the officer’s part, but in a situation where one party is…

That was brilliant. Thank you.

Why do you seem to think there needs to be a competition, as if there isn’t enough room on the shelves for all of the dolls? Nobody is expecting these to appeal to the mass consumer audience, but it is a great step forward that they’re willing to make them for the kids who might want them.

Have you seen the attacks on Greta from allegedly fully grown adults? Even if you dismiss the misogynistic, ageist and jingoistic assholes, the ones remaining are being disingenuously obtuse by twisting her message. They know they have no counter to her real message so in their impotence, all they can do is create…

Yes, but the lawnmower would’ve prounced my wife’s name properly, so it wouldn’t have been quite as fun.

Come on, he’s not on Cameo.

I’ve used Cameo far more times than I ever thought I would, namely once, but it was worth the $125 to have Gilbert Gottfried berate my wife for having accepted my marriage proposal.

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Am I the only one who laughed at Alex Borstein’s “Ibid, I guess?” opening comment?

I used to think the same thing, but now, with Kevin Conroy playing Bruce Wayne in the DCTV Elseworlds crossover event, I think I’d prefer to see him continue the role in a Batman Beyond TV series. Consider that Arrow will leave a spot for the CW to fill and this seems to be a perfect replacement. Have it take place in…

I refuse to learn their tems. I have bneve rhad a problem gonig in and saying “Large black coffee please.” One barista did question me once as to why if I didn’t seem to like Starbucks much I had returned there and also paid with the app, so I explained that I had an employer who liked to give out Starbucks gift cards…

All that yelling has aged Bernie. Warren has an even temperament that doesn’t put so much stress on her body. I get the feeling that if Warren does get angry then everyone had better hide. I hope she saves that for her first State of the Union address though.

My son is going to London tomorrow for a semester abroad. I’ll be sure to have him ask some locals if smelling of elberberries is the horrific thing this quote makes it out to be. Because smelling of strawberries or raspberries doesn’t seem like such a bad thing to me, espcially compared to some of the other Brits I’ve…

Well, to be fair, the original TNG cast also included a kick-ass female chief of security. In retrospect, perhaps they should have brought in another strong female character to balance things out, but that likely would have kept Worf in the background and the show would have suffered in the long run.

I miss the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson even more.

I’d have guessed it was Cox who was producing the show since she and her ex, good ol’ whatshisface, were the producers of Celebrity Name Game with Craig Ferguson.

My wife’s birthday is December 7. She celebrates every year by getting bombed.

I don’t care about either of these series. I want the ABC version of “The Office Muppets” back!

Yeah, I saw “octoroon” and thought about how much I hate those coconut cookies.

Since when do facts have anything to do with religion?