Actually, it was easy for us. The grooms were our neighbors in a massive townhouse complex and the ceremony and reception were held in the HOA’s rec room complex literally across the street from our house. So sneaking out for food wasn’t a problem at all. Finding an excuse for not going and staying home would’ve been…

This is an absolutely true story. About ten years ago, my wife and I attended a gay, vegan, Hare Krishna commitment ceremony. (Before you ask, yes, we live in SoCal.)

But wouldn’t a gender swap here make The Hustle less feminist?

Part of that is that it’s the rare animated show, like King of the Hill, that does not take advantage of being animated to do things that would be impossible in the real world. Using that self-imposed limitation they have to explore their characters and keep them grounded in reality far more than other animated shows.

I would hope that should worse come to worse, he has the opportunity to step down, say goodbye and pass the torch instead of it all occurring posthumously.

Saw someone online described him as looking like the love child of Seth MacFarlane and Gilbert Gottfried. It doesn’t get much more punchable than that. 

Jennings has already admitted to that. He flat out said that simply due to age and reflexes, Holzauer would have a significant edge over him.

Give me a $300,000,000 check and I’m going to do my best Usain Bolt impression too.

Well, if things proceed on schedule it’ll be around 18 years until Machado will be eligible, so maybe those cranks will have retired by then.

Add “Father of the Year” to that list.

Narrator: “Things weren’t fine.”

The one thing I took away from reading this story is that even without having seen the pictures of you, based on your encounters with the police, it is obvious you are not black.

<depends on what the cop has to plant on the brown man at the time>

With a name like Martyr, you don’t make many long-term plans.

Feige’s vision was a series of movies that fit together like a puzzle. The problem is that all of those pieces have to interlock in a certain way for the puzzle to work. The middle of each piece is where the director and writers have their freedom, but they can’t control the overall shape. There still has to be the…

“To the last breath...”

I’m not saying that at all. I love her plans and support them 110%. Right now I’d love to see a Warren/Buttigieg ticket.

I’d like to hear how she plans to get ideas like that past a GOP-controlled Senate. Hell, I’d like to hear that from any Democratic candidate.

Well, she definitely has my kids’ votes, as they’re both likely to finish grad school with over $50k in debt, though I’m hopeful my son will get some good scholarships for grad school, possibly even a free ride with his grades.

It’s the best line ever written by a kid visiting a movie set at the very least.