OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

“Not bias-related”? My ass. This is why hate crime statistics are suspect.

We don’t want racism on our campus. It makes us look bad. So it’s best to just deny the problem exists. That usually makes it go away.... Just like rape.

Honestly, sometimes it’s like we’re in the 60s all over again. Thank you, Trump, for making hate great again.

but has so far refused to acknowledge the possibility that racism played a part in what occurred.

I’m starting to think they should add a section to the SAT full of questions like “Do you hate women?” and “Do you view black people as below you?” so we can weed all these people out before we admit them to our higher learning institutions.

Quisling suck-ups

I’m reminded of Americans and Brits who, in the years prior to WWII, did their best to humanize Hitler and make him see like a charming fellow with some idiosyncratic political views.

The problem is that we’ve gotten we’ve gotten so used to having comedians who do actual journalism (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, ect) that we get upset when they don’t, instead of being angry at the actual news for failing miserably.

What a fucking collaborator.

It’s halfway through September and the media is STILL treating this asshole like he’s a joke, like he’s going to drop out once he’s done promoting whatever shit he’s promoting. IT’S PISSING ME OFF!

Oh this is just fucking priceless...

Ahh I know. I need to tattoo this on my hand or something.

Don't feed the trolls!

So one candidate is a known racist with a history of discriminating against minorities and is supported by the KKK, but another candidate got pneumonia so you’re going to call it a draw?

I mean, sure, Fallon blew it, but no more than any actual fucking reporter who has gotten a chance to interview Trump. Hell, he even got us new information- Trump’s hair does move.

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

I came here to hate-post about Trump, but now I’d rather kick Fallon in his pander-pouches.

Fallon is an idiot.