Bern needs to retire.

I'm hoping my son learns that if you cheat on your wife, some day she might have access to the nuclear launch codes and a crack team of assassins. So, keep your nose clean!

And? the woman is running for president for fucks sake! Of course she’s gotta spend some cash to look “presidential” enough for all you assholes who critique how she dresses.

As a woman, it is amazing to think that I might get to see the first woman president. I am so excited for all the girls who will grow up potentially experiencing this and being empowered by it.

As a parent who is trying to raise feminist boys, I am also excited for my sons, even though they’ll be too young to fully…

Something about the phrase, “over him” is really making me chuckle today and it perfectly encapsulates how I feel about him now.

yeah I’m waiting for the onion article titled “Tired of the bipartisan criticism of her wardrobe, Hillary Clinton dons sweats and Uggs, Finally wins admiration of the public”

I voted for Bernie in my state’s primary but I’m 100% over him now and not because he’s losing. I get what he’s doing and I respect his views on a lot of things but I’m starting to see cracks in the integrity he always professed. Agreeing to engage in a debate for charity to benefit women’s issues without the only…

I am thrilled about this nomination! I don’t agree with Hillary on several issues, but that’s ok, she is still the best person for the job.

Yes, she also brought down the World Trade Center on 9/11.

They were never the party’s nominee, though.

Look, no matter what you think of her, this is pretty awesome. Women could not vote until 1920, less than 100 years ago, much less run for office. Having a black president followed up by a lady would be damn cool 12 (16? please?) year streak for the Oval Office.

Victoria Woodhull was the first woman to run for president. Margaret Chase Smith ran as a Republican in 1964 and Shirley Chisholm ran as a Dem in 1972.

My hormones are going crazy today and I’ve cried at every story about Hillary I’ve read this morning (I also cried at the video of everyone saluting Bretagne the 9/11 search dog as she walked into the vet’s office for the last time). Hillary wasn’t my first choice but Bernie has completely lost me the past few months…

That’s not sexist of him at all. We always talk about the clothing male politicians wear, right? :(

Do we have the same friend?

Exactly! I was wondering when Jezebel was going to look favorably on the possibility of our first female president...

Yes we are. Get hype.

Especially since Bernie can’t find a suit that fits or comb his hair and Trump is orange and has a dead pomeranian on his head.

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

Someone asshole on Facebook just posted an article blasting her for wearing a jacket they deemed “too expensive” during a speech— the same article also critiqued her previous style, which the author deemed frumpy, dowdy, and matronly. This made me want to flip a freaking table because OBVIOUSLY, of COURSE, the way to…