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This depends: are you female? If yes, then, of course—go bake some cookies, change some diapers and, above all, do whatever it takes to be “hot.”. Are you male? Well, you just need to find Jesus and get him to tell you to run....it doesn’t even matter if the “boyfriend” was 10 years old...

and, for the love of Pete, bake some cookies!!!

Hm...well, what does it really say about you that he was driven to cheat? Clearly, you won’t be able to do your job in a satisfactory manner since you couldn’t do the job of “girlfriend” in a satisfactory manner. Sorry, but it makes obvious sense.

No, Hillary does not owe Monica any sympathy, and I legit do not know why she is expected to be “nice” to Bill’s mistresses.

because, as a woman, you're more responsible for your husband cheating on you... than is a man... for cheating on his wives. I FUCKING CAN'T, YOU GUYS!

But much like Gawker these days, conservatives only know that anything Hillary does is bad, regardless of whether or not it crosses over into any of their actual ideals. (See also: Obama, Barack H. — especially when it comes to his healthcare bill that was modeled after a Republican plan.)

I love that we blame the woman for her husband’s infidelity. That is just classic victim blaming rape culture shit. Either you’re a slut who wants it too bad or you’re an ice queen who won’t put out.

So much rage

This little graphic made me laugh so much.

Also...

“Men Weigh In”

BREAKING: MEN FINALLY GIVEN PLATFORM TO EXPRESS OPINIONS! NEWS AT 11!!!!!!

I just can’t

DONALD TRUMP CHEATED ON HIS GOD DAMN WIFE!

How progressive of MSNBC. It’s time men actually had a voice in politics.

Dear MSNBC,

There is a legitimate demographic reason to interview Republican women on Donald Trump. This is not the fucking equivalent.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Liberal Media!

What does it even mean that Hilary was an enabler of Bill’s cheating? That she didn’t give him enough blow jobs under the desk in the Oval Office?

oh fuck this so hard!!!

aw how cute. men thinking that their opinions matter.