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GIVE ME ALL THE RAUNCH

ok, who do I need to send my death threat to?

This.

I wish I could have been apolitical at 18.

That is my favourite moment from Community and excellent use of it here.

This is obviously affecting his work life if he’s “nipping” at people’s shirts. It seems pretty degrading to compare this to gay people’s situation. Gay people don’t use their sexual orientation to play it out in the workplace -or they shouldn’t anyway. A gay person couldn’t use their sexual preferances to get away

Also:

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

It’s all fun and games until every social construct breaks down and someone is murdered for the conch.

Twist: This new Pokemon is actually part of an uprising of super-intelligent Pokemon, able to speak in clear speech and tired of living their lives in fear. They have turned the tables and started capturing humans to fight each other. The child standing next to it is that Pokemon’s Pokemon.

this was the most important thing i have ever read

Another commenter directed me to this site and I just about died reading this recap. Enjoy!

I love Blake Lively and rape jokes

I get you, but it doesn’t feel action-oriented either. There's no weight to the combat. No friction. It's trying to be an action game, but its control scheme and the abilities it gives you don't really allow for it. I really wish they would either fully commit to making an action game, or just go back to turn-based

I actually thought the demo was kinda shit, unfortunately.

I’m so glad that she’s received a lot of public support from other artists - that sends a message to her, to the public, and most importantly to the business executives who make these decisions. The artists that they make billions off of don’t support their further victimization of Kesha - that should factor into

I nearly cancelled my preorder after completing the demo. I absolutely hate the combat. The best description I can come up with for it is “mushy.” There’s a feeling of not being in control of your character’s actions throughout the battle. Weird delays before your character starts attacking, dodging, or blocking and

Dude. I am going to reply to you exactly once, and I’m doing it in the place that will bring as few as possible of your creepy-ass obsessive posts about this into the black.