as a matter of fact I WILL

Kate’s sister was a great choice for MOH, as sisters often are. Something tells me, however, that Samantha Markle would not do quite as good a job. And I’m pretty sure Kate wouldn’t be permitted to serve as MOH even if Meghan wanted her to (something about the future queen of England adjusting someone else’s train?)…

Obviously you don’t know the meaning of the euphemism.

I didn’t know there were funds to help pay for the application fees. That was quite the tab to pay when I was applying to scbools, even those that accepted the common application.

I am betting that she later told this incident to some friend or relative who wasn’t there, and that person said, “What?!? I would have torn them a new one, and you should have, too!”, and now she is doubting her initial reaction, even though everything was fine.

Calm down.

So it’s not really that far fetched that a guy could have sex every hour for a day.

I’m 33 years into sobriety. At busy restaurants or bars that serve alcohol and also serve alcohol and non alcohol drinks in the same glasses I always have my wife test it first. I would be very angry if I was served even by accident. I would totally understand an accident but it would suck big time if it happened. I’m…

They fuck every hour on the hour...

This is a correct take.

My wife and I are expecting our first child any day now (due date May 12,) we have CONSTANTLY had the following conversation ... like, seriously, probably a dozen times ...

I mean what else do you want? For them to nail themselves on the cross?

One caffeinated drink is more than okay to consume while pregnant. It’s not going to do a thing to the fetus.

Oh for fuck’s sake. One-third of a shitty beer isn’t going to give your kid fetal alcohol syndrome. And if the drink you received tasted “odd,” SEND IT BACK YOU WEAK IDIOT. You are the customer and you have every right to receive what you ordered.

This baby is ruined. Throw it away and start over.

This one felt less like a question and more like wanting/needing to tell a story.

That’s absolutely a fair take, but the drinks were comped and there was manager involvement so she really is being a drama queen as far as I can see. I don’t know what else she wants or what feeling like she ought to have been angrier would have accomplished.

If one person doesn’t order alcohol though, the bar or restaurant really needs to be careful not to mix the drinks up. Maybe they’re pregnant. Maybe they are 12 months into AA. Or they are Muslim or Mormon. People do abuse their right to complain and make special demands and there is obviously a need to forgive the…

Right? Escalating a situation when the other party has already owned up to their mistake would NEVER result in a more positive outcome, by almost any metric.