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I used to not wear leggings in public when I was out of college, despite my shapely ass, because I was afraid of judgey bitches like the author. But now that I have hit the 30 mark and have a fat, dimpled ass I care far less than I did when my ass was conventionally shapely. I think she’s just misreading the levels of

Yeah it’s the “she nudged the kayak away” that seems like...a pretty big leap??????? Especially in rough waters? Like, pretty sure the kayak nudges itself away in choppy waves.

They’re coming for us all.

This is such a strange story. Like...did she try to kill him a bunch of times in small ways? It just doesn’t seem like he’d have a particularly high probability of dying in this scenario, even without the paddle. But it’s really terrible he did. Poor dude.

the protest continues

the woman sitting next to him looks super fucking miserable

Someone has already mentioned this, but it seems very poorly timed to do this during spring break? I love the idea though.

I read the first two books  and Outlander is one of those TV series that I like better than the books, mostly because of the casting is so good that I find the characters more interesting than they are as written.

The article also contains details about Trump’s offensive behavior during his affair, like one occasion when McDougal says Trump commented that a friend of McDougal’s who had had a relationship with a black man liked “the big black dick,” and that he once allegedly called McDougal’s mother, who is close in age to

In the caption on Instagram, Ciara calls her Sienna, so I would HOPE her mom wouldn’t get it wrong!

I’m starting to think that she just is a serial monogamist, and marriage is like, the pinnacle of the relationship, but it’s all no-fun from there.

This happens a lot. I don’t know what’s going on in Guyland, but dudes seem not to be talking about the fallacy of the next logical step as much as women? We’re also inundated with think pieces about the ways that Disney et al. has brainwashed us and fairytales aren’t real life but no one bothers correcting the guys’

Some people don’t let their guard down until marriage and when they do, it’s not to reveal a sweet, vulnerable, shy person! It’s to reveal a person that no one would marry. A lot of capable, smart people end up in this situation and it’s just bad luck.

Ugh, I’m sorry. People really are awful. And then they always want to blame other people for their own inconsiderateness: oh, it’s vegans, oh, it’s people claiming gluten insensitivity which isn’t a thing, blah blah blah that ruins it for everybody. No. Take people at their word and if they’re lying to you, at least

You’re right, I like the idea a lot more than the legal execution of the idea. I’ve known some teachers/professors who bring their dogs around, but I don’t think there’s ever been any issues there with students’ allergies. But maybe the students were just too shy to say anything, especially since their classmates

I think it’s okay to have a dog-friendly work atmosphere if that’s the culture you’ve had since Day 1. If all the employees you hire know they’re coming into a dog office. I think it’s pretty messed up to suddenly spring dogs upon them!

Dog training is hard and it takes a lot of work and you can really piss people off if you live in the city and don’t have the time to do it well. This is the reason I don’t have a dog yet, though I want one terribly. It’s also the reason that so many dog owners infuriate me. Like, you think I don’t want to go down to

I can’t immediately see how the phoenix has anything to do with “Hallelujah,” but I would entertain an argument for it.

I’m just talking about this from a purely academic stance. The LGBTQI+ people in my life all have their own takes.

Most individuals are going to differ wildly in their interpretation of their community, and unfortunately it’s a flaw of humanity that communities tend toward exclusivity instead of inclusivity, but even cis aces are Othered in that they’re outside the heterosexual norm and so they fit the ideological standard of