Luckily, every time I’ve been in this situation, they have chosen for me. As in, one member of the breakup distances themselves from the group and bows out.

excellent excellent excellent excellent

The happiest!!! :)

Oh this is good gossip. Yes, I never understand the intelligence incompatibility! I’ve gone on dates with richer dudes before who were also not terribly smart and the thought of kissing them was...gross.

omg you must be in MY grad program!!!!

LOL

so good I didn’t realize he was the same person across different roles!

He sounded v familiar but I needed to look up his face before I remembered him and may I just say...

Let’s spice it up. In the vaguest, non-doxxing terms possible, what is the best gossip that’s happened around you lately?

what a clean dirt bag

<3

That’s a crazy way to live!

I stopped replying and got on with my weekend! If “rubs hands together” and “/s” wasn’t clue enough...I can’t help these people. Was still worth it to mock Problematic White Feminists, though!

I scared myself, TBH

Came here for this post.

lol no worries! Those horrifying ladies were my inspiration for this misguided installation of internet performance art.

I apologize for stressing you out! I don’t know what profound evil* drove me to channel that voice but it just sort of took over.

a “former vet?” :-|

the thread was begun by a popcorn gif, so i feel like I was playing INTO the spirit of the thread, but I recognize that the internet is not the place for subtlety.

correct. “/s” is internet slang for “sarcasm”