I feel for you.

Or – hear me out, here...

I saw someone make a “LeBron 2024" joke and my only thought was “why would he retire in his prime?”

“Luke’s traumatic journey inspired him to cut himself off from the Force altogether”

if your intent was to create new portmanteau (hope that’s the right word, i looked it up recently and think i remember the meaning. (seriously, I am too lazy to doublecheck)), than well done combining ‘hunger’ and ‘hunker’ for a word that evokes both! If not guessing you probably meant ‘hunkering down’?

Zune was a failed product. Zima was failed product. Combining those names only spelled doom. What did they expect?

Depends. Does he have a poster of Rita Hayworth on his wall?

They should make a wagon and call it the Aston Martin Wagonda.

I’m a long-time Disqus commenter at breitfart. They are like a bunch of monkeys with mirrors right now. So confused, turning on each other while libtards like me just egg them on to spittle-flecked fury.

There’s only one way to resolve the conflict between these warring factions of the GOP.

Right? Why would you expect your point guard to do point guard things? Why would you expect one of the youngest players on the team to be able to run the floor?

I refuse to play without LeBron.

“Hate” is probably too strong a word, but I definitely loathe idiots who actively spread ignorance like flat-earthers.

you are now on the list of most hated internet commenters

It may be imaginary at this point, but yes, it damn well is.

I figured the third lesson might be that the Jedi don’t count that high. Always two there are; number one and number two.

I’ve run out of different ways to say “LeBron is the best player I’ve ever watched, and I will be incredibly bummed when he finally retires”

Bring back the 037

Slim Retreater