This is just completely incorrect. But let’s set aside the dehumanizing “dance for me, monkey, dance!” entitled attitude, and brutally apples-to-oranges Prince analogy for a moment.

What cracks me up about this argument is that Lebron would be able to handle the Bad Boy Pistons better than damn near anyone in the history of basketball. So, sure, they might put him on his ass a time or two. He’d also frustrate the shit out of them because he’s just bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than…

Why would you want someone to commit a possibly injury inducing foul? It seems to me you very much enjoyed the Piston style of shitass play. You’re a fucking idiot.

Then we’d encounter a pretty common cliché.

So, the Warriors aren’t flawless, can be beat, but are still really good?

I’m guessing it means that whoever Cleveland faces is the playoffs is going to be so frightened by LeBron’s reputation for blocking lay ups from behind that they are going avoid them completely, even when LeBron is at the other end of the court, or on the bench, because shooting lay-ups exactly what he WANTS them to…

This is why all players should carry a basilisk fang with them at all times. Just in case.

If I was a dog I’d be wagon my tail

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He took the easy road by going back to Cleveland? Instead of re-upping with the team that he took to the finals 4 straight years?

He blocked that last one so hard that when I’m hooping this Sunday, I’m convinced my first wide open fast break is going to get mysteriously crushed into the wall. Just from watching that block, I’ve been pre-blocked. It’s coming. I’m scared.

But Gilbert still refuses to let Tim Duncan to attend Cavs games after the last time, when Duncan got on the PA system and told people about the dangers of sub prime variable rate mortgages, and that he would be willing to help anyone in the arena re-fi into a 30 year fixed with a 2.875% rate and no points.

Melo dragged a Syracuse team with nothing else but trash on it to an NCAA title as a freshman. He took a succession of weirdly assembled, dysfunctional teams to the playoffs in each of his first 10 seasons in the NBA—seven of them in the then-brutally stacked Western Conference. He also has three gold medals as one of…

still my favorite:

Here is my (probably cockamamie) theory:

*a single unending scream until I finish scrolling past*

He constantly looks like he just got keelhauled.