Color coded for our horror.

Me. Me, me me. I. Me. Myself, I, and also me. Most importantly, me.

But kudos to them for realizing that was a demo. #marketresearch

Prove to me what the whining has to do with anything.

Michael Jordan.

Somewhere there is a portrait of Elijah Wood getting older. And that portrait is called Daniel Radcliffe.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Let’s also not lose sight of the fact that Chuck’s take is spectacularly irrelevant. It doesn’t matter if LeBron is or isn’t whiny. It doesn’t. He’s the best. Barkley is player hating, and the best he or anyone else can come up with is “diva.” Which, even that term is up for debate considering how all of LeBron’s…

So in other words, just another day in the East...

Uh oh - Oakley stepping in.

In what universe is LeBron James not a top 5 player?

Mark it down 2017, when Lebron reached “Mamba mode” about caring what people think and saying what he wants. Frankly, I think he is sticking up for his whole era, he is just saying what everyone else is thinking when Charles dumps on the current generation.

He also alleged that Barkley can’t walk away from the TV job for...some reason (probably unrelated to gambling losses): “I know he wanted to retire a long time ago, but he can’t...He’s stuck up on that stage every week.”

Same tired bullshit. Barkley is only relevant (as a player) if Jordan, Bird, and Magic remain the standards for greatest ever. LeBron is clearly a threat to that. If the argument can ever be made that James is/was better than Jordan then Barkley is no longer a peer of the greatest of all time.

If James has had enough of Barkley’s shit, imagine how toilets must feel.

Anyone that retweets Bayless at me today ... I will look for you, I will find you, and I will slap you with a dying trout

“Go watch the ‘93 Finals when John Paxson hit the shot,” James said. “Barkley and Jordan were laughing and joking with each other during one of the games while somebody’s shooting a free throw. In the Finals. But, oh, nobody were friends back then.”

Goddamn, “Ethered” should be one of the tags on this post.

Well rest of the NBA’s Eastern Conference, LeBron’s in f-you mode now. You know what that means...

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