If you’ve ever seen a Hutt in a bikini you would understand.

Why don’t we just offer them a cheesesteak wit for Boogie, because they are equally as likely to accept that offer.

That no call on the “tripping” was also spiritually correct. When you’re a giant stick doofus running away from the basket, and your frail clown feet brush against a real man’s sneaker... then you deserve to be a traitorous sissy coward who gets to fail with a bunch of 3-1 lead-blowing losers.

One of my favourite Christmas traditions is sitting around with my family after opening presents and just fucking hating on the Warriors.

No, we got sex ed.

Some of us peons had to go to public school Mr. Guber.

Nobody should be putting in this kind of effort to NOT give Warriors fans something to cry about.

don’t tell me how to live my life, bro

I think a trip is with a kicking motion. Stomping on someones foot/ankle when they are running is good last second defense.

I like to imagine most of them nodding in agreement with Skip Bayless, and then suddenly realizing how far they’ve sunk.

I just root for whichever team Lebron is on, tbh. I’m trying to learn how to do the YouTube so I can make a highlight reel of him over Steely Dan’s Any Major Dude.

I don’t know man .... it may have just been a swift breeze

I love how LeBron dives onto the court to get his errant water bottle. Even the greatest basketball player in the world has that “Oh shit! I’m gonna get in trouble for doing something stupid” moment of panic flash through his brain.

Like teams with a 3-1 Finals lead winning.

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

Unfortunately Phil Jackson wasn’t around to see it because he was hiding in his office during the game, while getting stoned off his ass on Maui Wowie.

I thought the same thing, until I learned that Lebron James wanted the WHOLE team to stay in Cleveland so he could host a Thanksgiving dinner for them instead of spending the night at a hotel. I guess that makes LJ a jerk?

“How’s *baseball* season treating you?” is what you should have said.

They blew a 3-1 finals lead?! Why am I just hearing about this

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.