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A V12

A good guide would be the virtual Red Bull X2010 - an F1 design without any restrictions - it virtually ran the Nurburgring in 3 mins 18 sec

I get it. LeBron’s assembling the suicide squad.

Uh..

Stop it. He hasn’t reached his true form yet.

Is this a meal for ants?!

My cousin works for JLR - he is an autonomous vehicle tester. He’s driven from Coventry to the centre of London and back (200 odd miles) without touching any control - steering wheels, pedals etc. When the UBER accident happened he was furious - he thinks they and Tesla have cut corners on testing whereas the JLR

That picture though - LeBron giving it the eyes closed no Padwan you may not touch the ball

Uh have you actually watched the Cavs the last two years? This is the Cavs modus operandi since we won the Championship. We have so many nonsensical records it’s hilarious. Most 3's ever in a season game and playoffs? Cavs. Turn to shit every January and only January? Cavs. Biggest lead at a half in playoff history?

Yes. Like when he was 3-1 down in the Finals. Oh wait...

We’ll have to agree to disagree (until the results come in).

Maybe they’ve eaten all the paparazzi.

Last night. In his muse-cage.

LeBron doesn’t flip the switch on offence, he flips the switch on defence. Also he goes from 36 odd minutes per game in the regular season to 42-43 minutes in the playoffs. So you get 20% more LeBron offence and 120% more LeBron engaged on defence.

You battled more injuries than the Cavs? The Cavs played ONE game this year with their whole roster available.

Floppy McFlopface took a swipe and then decided to lie down for a while.

I was the eighth fastest runner in my school so every year on sports day they made me run the 100 meters and every f*cking year I came last.

A relative works in the industry and he said Uber cars don’t have line of motion tracking - specifically for pedestrians - so not only tracking where pedestrians are (on the sidewalk) but also where their motion will take them.

Cavs gonna Cav doin Cav-like things

I got pulled over in central London in heavy traffic. The cop said he thought I didn’t have enough tire tread on my front wheels.