You battled more injuries than the Cavs? The Cavs played ONE game this year with their whole roster available.

Floppy McFlopface took a swipe and then decided to lie down for a while.

I was the eighth fastest runner in my school so every year on sports day they made me run the 100 meters and every f*cking year I came last.

So some sort of hat is probably in order.

A relative works in the industry and he said Uber cars don’t have line of motion tracking - specifically for pedestrians - so not only tracking where pedestrians are (on the sidewalk) but also where their motion will take them.

Cavs gonna Cav doin Cav-like things

I got pulled over in central London in heavy traffic. The cop said he thought I didn’t have enough tire tread on my front wheels.

Cavs gonna Cav doing Cav-like things

If JR had taken a step-back he would’ve killed the coach with the soup.

At university and there was a beer promotion starting a 5pm. A friend of a friend had come down from another university that afternoon and immediately started drinking spirits getting into the mood for the evenings entertainment. He seemed a bit of a twat but a harmless one. Problem was we had all gone out the night…

Used to be Too.Tired.Too.Sleep. Now I’m too tired to stay awake hah.

That’s easy. It’s LeBron.

I just want to see Mr. Gordo’s origin story.

I have a 2004 Jag XJ. The headlights were a bit dim so I thought I’d upgrade them to brighter bulbs. Looked in the owner’s manual and it seemed pretty straightforward – remove a plastic cover, undo some clips and some bolts, etc. Attempting to do what the manual said made me realise you actually needed to have the…

You could tell he was lying - all the time he had his eyes crossed behind his back

KD forgot he was still in his burner body.

chosen one

Never happen. Only the Tolkien estate own the rights to The Silmarillion and I doubt they will ever sell or license them.

Different Glorfindels. Not the same elf.

all real sixers fans are in cryogenic suspension