Some of those features I never used. I deleted mine about six months ago, after not logging in for nearly a year.

I'm sorry you couldn't figure out that I was being sarcastic. I'll try to make things easier for you to understand next time.

I'm glad someone like this is going to have kids.

I'm sensing the facebook fad will be coming to an end soon. I wouldn't buy any.

I work in a factory. It's not miserable.

That looks miserable.

That gut looks dangerous.

Only 20% of SpaceX's income is from Nasa. That's not much federal funding at all.

Think about the environmental factors, then think about your comment.

You mean drunk. Alcoholics have to go to those stupid classes.

I'm shopping for internet and don't have a home phone. Time Warner and Verizon are the only services available in my area. This is lame.

I've always kept my expensive electronics/stash in my bookshelf while living in the hood. The last thing the people in my neighborhood want to take a look at if they're robbing me is all of my textbooks.

I really can't wait to have a mammoth burger.

A tv remote. So I can change the channel.

Oh, I've Aced all my calculus and differential classes and I'm still getting a ticket.

Will the usernames and passwords be compromised again?

Where is that pic from that gizmodo uses? I laugh at it every time.

I had a TYCO Air Devil that got about 4-5 ft. off the ground. It would only get the high on a very few amount of jumps. The rest of them were only a few inches.

I hope he has his multi-pass with him.

Does the snake and shadow look like it matches up?