I'm with you and Prince.

KIM REPRESENTS POWERFUL WOMEN

"By the way, it's very hard for a woman to want to be [with a man] who's been with Amber Rose. You know what I'm saying? I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim."

Yes, you asshole, we know what you're saying.

"Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

I love this feature! I suggest a "What's up with" feature on plastic microbeads! I want to know if it's just hype that they're bad for the environment or if they're actually bad?!

Clicked and saved. Don't care that I'm at work. That gif is everything I need in my life on a Thursday.

Today real babies are masquerading as adults and fake babies are taking the place of real babies. This is NOT RIGHT.

White people names.

Yep. "Which is also why I am giving this really long interview basically telling that story I didn't want to have to tell."

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure"

OH BOY. I was all . . . well, if it's consensual, I'm not gonna judge! And then:

are we celebrating the National Sex Up The Sealife day

That fish is definitely dead. Very dead. I don't really understand why you'd pose with a dead fish that someone caught, sold, bought, etc. to make a point about overfishing. What a waste of fish! You can't even eat that after it's been sitting on a naked woman under Klieg lights for hours. Just stupid.

I can't imagine the number of farts you had to smell to keep your lie alive.