Colorforms didn’t require an oven, you’re misremembering Shrinky-Dinks

Mario has a lot of explaining to do

I can’t help but to look at her expression and the sound effect below in a completely new light, now...

Yeah, looks like it could use some tweaking:

And by “bunch of video game characters” you mean Nathan Drake.

I want to stream Netflix on this while I sit in bed and make my entire wall my TV.

I get that some track needs to be last, but it is NOT Excitebike Arena; I guess everyone is entitled to their own (wrong) opinion. Some sort of explanation may help justify this, but it would have to be fantastic, like you found out you had an STD while playing that particular course.

Excitebike Arena is in my top 10 i’d say.

Excitebike Arena at LAST PLACE?? I may as well just stop reading there, it’s so wrong.

87 huh.. and a NIGHTMARE freddy...

Well, maybe he'll think twice before smashing $500 sunglasses

The trailer for Dead Rising: Watchtower was better than I expected, so I'm hoping the movie follows suit! If you'd like to get a head start on me, the Dead Rising movie is now available for streaming over at Crackle.

What makes metacritic any more or less valuable a judge of a rating than the rest of the internet?

We get it, Kotaku really doesn't like metacritic.