He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Carrie Fisher is a phenomenal writer. I read Postcards from the Edge and Surrender the Pink and Delusions of Grandma as a teen and more than many things (and I read a lot of things), they made me feel a lot less alone. People have been such dickheads to her of late because she dared to age past 19 and yet she is still…

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

Against their wills, apparently:

I just want to use this opportunity to point out, again, that Voter Fraud And Election Rigging Is Extremely Extremely Rare.

Wow. This place was a tinder box with only one way in and out.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

Just FYI for those who for some stupid reason or another wonder why they’re protesting.

I would absolutely fucking love if Doctors Without Borders/MSF came in

Okay, but can reporting on this story PLEASE emphasize that the camp is located on unceded treaty land? Not only are they being ordered to leave, but they’re being ordered to leave land that actually belongs to them.

If it was some western mother sending tweets from her child’s perspective about waiting for Santa Clause or something else banal no one would bat an eye, but because people don’t want to comprehend the suffering this child is going through they’ll try and find any reason to dismiss the source.

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

Christalmighty, could this year GET any worse?? No no no no, forget I said that, I don’t want to jinx us all...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2016!