Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the movie that has music from SCTV and, if I'm not mistaken, The People's Court.

Mmmm. Paul.
Did anyone else think that Fantasia looked and sounded like Chris Tucker from "The Fifth Element?" I mean, she even had the hair.

I watch this show!
I don't even own a gun, nor have I shot one, and I love watching this show. It's got plenty of things I like in my reality shows, namely a lack of drama (mostly) and competition based on skill. Plus slow mo bullets hitting things is cool as hell.

Has Hayden Christensen ever been in a good movie?
My dad tricked me into seeing that piece of shit "Skyline;" telling him to see "Vanishing on 7th Street" will be my revenge.

Marlon Brando was exactly what I was thinking. She even had that "mouth full of food" inflection to her voice.

Jessica Simpson sure looked nice in that sparkly tent.
There was less a collective slumping and utterance of "What the…" than a guttural scream of "ARRRRRRRGH! WHAT!" followed by five minutes of sputtering curses at my house.

My overwhelming blood lust is more convenient (and satisfying) than going alone to a 7:00 PM screening on a weekday because everyone I know is still working/getting home at that time. Who wants to go alone to an event like this, and who is out work at that time that doesn't work in some government office that shuts…

Oh Ed, my favorite midget it a monkey suit.
I just watched this movie a couple of months ago and I don't remember anything you described happening besides the opening sequence of LeBlanc getting drafted. I must have purged it. I remember this movie didn't make me cry due to its awfulness like "Surviving Christmas"…

Man, I love them.
I would kill, literally kill, to see a live show. Especially this one. Weird Al… Weird Fuckin' Al. Fuck, it'll be awesome. Unfortunately, the shows don't screen on convenient days or times for me. I'll just have to watch Mike's riff of "Nestor the Long-eared Christmas Donkey " later that evening…

Punch Druck Love
I've never understood why everyone has such a hard on for this film. I hated everything about it, especially the score.