Awww, I normally hate this kind of thing, but these two are approaching middle age and are truly cute. Moreover, they look legitimately happy. I need happy right now, Spartan. I need some happy, please.

Pete’s appeal isn’t too surprising to me. I’ve only ever known two men who’ve had Borderline personality disorder. But they were both the most charming, truly engaged, and interesting men I had EVER met…until they weren’t.

Pornography and idleness? I would respectfully submit to Mr. Hawley that I am almost never idle while watching.

Josh is just mad more boys didn’t show up armed to commit treason.  They were too busy masturbating, I guess.  

I am still a little sad Chris Evans and Jenny Slate didn’t work out as a couple. Also we must protect Hugh Jackman and his body parts at all costs. He seems like the nicest most multi-talented person on earth.  

I thought she was great in Speak- it was a similar performance to Twilight but those choices work and make sense in the former, as opposed to the latter. The book was especially harrowing to read, just a quick (((TW))) for everyone, it’s about a girl becoming selectively mute after a sexual assault.

I’m amused by the implication that they expected to have (or thought they might have) a perfect relationship in the first place, with or without his addiction and whatever baggage she might have. It’s real simple people—having a lot of great sex at the beginning of a relationship does not mean it’s “perfect” or my…

Who is y’all? Nothing in here is a fan theory and I took like 5 minutes to look up the dates (from Jezebel articles) so the analysis is not really that deep. I scrolled past a TikTok back in May that said Olivia was pregnant and it turns out she was! Not really analyzing anything too deeply here, it seems like very…

You mean John Mulaney came out of rehab, filed for divorce, tripped and fell into a relationship with Olivia Munn (those things may not have happened in that order), and now that immediate post-rehab post-filing relationship isn’t going to last? I do not know how anyone could have seen that one coming. Nope, those…

At the risk of being seen as “parasocial”, a new vocab word people learned and use to describe anyone who cares about celebrity gossip, but more specifically gossip about John Mulaney:

Are you going to be ok?

I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

It’s like I see an immediate threat to my health and that of my coworkers on the front lines of the pandemic and need to address that first. It’s also like the US has a greater share of the virus deaths and cases per capita than the rest of the world, and we are so responsible for this that our travel is limited by…

Hey, it was just a joke. I hope he’s not a sensitive snowflake who can’t handle edgy comedy!

You’re not missing anything, people are once again creating drama where none exists. There is nothing wrong with what she says in this clip.

Came here to say that! Feldstein seems super sweet in this clip but the article and headline make it sound like she’s throwing serious shade and it’s obnoxious AF.

Is the video someone would get fired for the St. Jude’s/Aniston one? Why would someone get fired for that? What am I missing?

She didn’t say she doesn’t know who “she is”. She said she doesn’t know her whatsoever, which is less Mariah and more just honest.

why do they always look like they were just pulled out of a lake by a bunch of police divers

They sound like the burns hot and fast couple that is pretty fucking exhausting to be around. Nobody is surprised and everyone is relieved when it flames out.