Few small things:

Never talk to the police without a lawyer.
Never, ever, talk to the Sun.

From the sounds of it it’s clothed pictures and written erotica too. Which is pretty ho hum as far as dirty business goes. 

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

$150,000/month?

I’ve had to hospitalize both of my sons for mental health issues, more than once each. The longest either of them was in there was 2 weeks though. Regardless, it’s not an easy decision to make. While they’re doing much better nowadays, they hated me and my wife for doing that to them at the time.

At home is in quotes because I don’t mean literally at home.  What is she going to think when he’s back hanging out with his football buddies all the time, training, traveling and playing like Before Times?  She “doesn’t think of him as an athlete” but he very much is.   It’s gonna seem way less fun when his coworkers…

Celebs gonna celeb but getting engaged to someone you met under pandemic circumstances and don’t know any other way strikes me as bad idea. Just like we all learned a lot about what people are like under stress and inconsistent public health guidelines, you don’t really know what they’re like “at home.”

Every single article about a celebrity male abuser has someone making a comment about Chris Brown. Clearly it hasn't been forgotten.

Just when you thought it was safe to be a successful single black man...

You KNOW they Patsy-and-Edina’d the shit outta her.

Y’all realize that TEdward has a perfectly warm & comfy D.C. place where he coulda brought the fam and done his destroying Democracy work. He’s a TX person with an extra home ... but maybe he’s afraid of Heidi & girls seeing his current soup stash and Trump BDSM outfits.

Uhhhhh she knew who she was marrying.

Republican voters time and again show that political instincts and optics mean jack and shit to them. As long as you are able to weasel your way into the position R voters will vote for you no matter how bad you fuck up or how little you do for your constituents.

The rich eating the rich, you love to see it.

Honestly, I expect that group chat is now officially dead. Heidi wouldn’t write anything in there ever again knowing it can/will be leaked to the press, and everyone else is probably using the alternate chat they have minus Heidi (and anyone who is actually loyal to her in any way) from now on.

I dunno, AOC organized relief from New Yorkers for a couple million sent to Texas in the span of a few hours and its not her district or state.

Cruz is trash and an opportunist. Even if Texas wants to vote for Republicans there are better options.

The fact that his advice to the state was to hunker stay at home while he did the opposite doesn’t matter to you? Why not celebrate hypocrisy!

If Heidi had gone down to Cancun with the girls to escape the power outages, I wouldn’t have had a problem with it. Less than perfect optics for Ted, but they have the means to get the hell out of there, and very few people would blame them. Ted, tho? HARD NO.

Ted should have let his family go away and stayed in…

Seriously? Contrast Cruz’s reaction to Beto’s (y’all voted in the wrong guy, but it was close).  Sadly, too many people in Texas see a (D) at the end of a name at the voting booth, and get visions of a Nazi-Commie who will take away their guns and force them to have abortions. That’s why you get people like Cruz,…