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If I am ever accused of burglary I will find 65 homeowners to write a note saying I did not rob them. Bet that would work positively in my favour. Maybe I will go out and get those signatures today, just in case I am ever tempted .

Sending all the good vibes in the world to Dr. Ford. No woman deserves what happened to her, or what she’s going through now.

It’s in the same creepy-ass ballpark, Tim. Grown Men shouldn’t fuck with teenagers either, because they can’t on an emotional level and usually on a financial level be equals with the actual goddamn adult in the situation. The shades of grey on this is not as diverse as creeps try to make it seem. It’s gross!

Ugh, exactly this. That phrasing and word choice is what grabbed me too. I would never use that language to describe how my partner and I got together. 

Really, Tim?

“We chatted about it, and I must have been impressive because he kissed me.”

“I think Woody went after me because at that first basketball game I turned out to be more interesting and amusing than he thought I’d be...”

“...here’s a signed statement from hundreds of kids that Sandusky DIDN’T molest. So on average, he’s a decent guy.”

I mean... I’d watch that.

Ah, I love crazy complicated underwear.  I never want to actually wear it, but I like looking at it.  And the silky durag veil is awesome and glamorous and is next year’s Coachella must-have. 

Lady Macbeth; on stage, in England. (We’d all be dead. That broadcast would be like streaming the tape from The Ring/Ringu.)

Yeah . . . Matthew McConaughey telling me something is “very scientific” is my cue to leave.

Cate!

I think about this all time. I’m regularly caught talking to myself in public (I work from home and have adopted this habit because it gets quiet, man) and doing other really asinine but seemingly bizarre/unflattering things. The other day someone caught me singing a little ditty about how my shirt was riding up as I…

A movie for Donald Trump’s America if ever there was one.

Between using her paper tickets as blinders/eye compresses, Garner confessed to the camera that she found the whole experience mortifying.

It really was an adorable way to promote her movie about a fragile white woman who rises up to kill a shitload of Mexicans.

Fuck her for making that trash, is what I’m saying.

I find looking at Yelp to be a matter of numbers. Are there many negative or positive reviews? One bad review may be a whiner; 10 bad reviews are more likely a trend. The same with positive reviews. I also tend to dismiss both the top and bottom ratings and focus on the reviews in between, where it’s less likely to be…

This is a bit of a tangent, but last week I went to an arts festival where local emerging artists were workshopping some of their new material, and there was one particularly brilliant piece: an opera based on people’s online reviews (positive and negative) of various McDonald’s restaurants. It was fascinating (and…