Why is it Amy Poehler’s responsibility to make sure a former coworker ends up not a republican? Women are not responsible for the shitty ideals of grown men ESPECIALLY ones they haven't even raised. 

Wait how is his true form as a bible thumper Amy Poehler’s fault?

agree with everything you said except for amy failing him. uhhh, what does she have to do with this? she didn’t fail him, he’s just terrible. him and rob lowe were both fantastic on that show, and they both suck as people.

Geniune question - how did Amy Poehler fail him?

Right?? I feel like he gets more Jesusy (and less likeable) each passing day.

I need Cersei right now!

Maybe because she wished she could make a cake for her best friend and celebrate with her so she did it even if they couldn’t be together? If I was away from my best friend on my birthday and she baked a cake and decorated it in honor of me, I’d be filled with warm and fuzzy feelings because my friend was thinking of…

I think she bakes 

Why does this shit even have a career?

I actually just googled “fright efficiency” to see if it was a real thing in like, Hollywood lingo. That is a sassy turn of phrase that I will be stealing, mark my words.

I’m putting in an urgent request to Britney Spear’s father for a legal guardianship over Roseanne Barr.

holy mother mary this is the kind of fright efficiency that horror film directors DREAM OF. She has me shitting my pants in a minute flat

a former (male) obgyn i saw told me to practice abstinence when i said i had multiple partners but used contraceptives and condoms. it makes you feel shitty.

I can’t speak for Sarah, but I was both sexually assaulted as a teenager, and have a really long and unfortunate history with the medical profession. Just going to the doctor’s office gives me a panic attack. The idea of sharing intimate details about my sex life with them - complete nightmare.

1) It’s not always easy to overcome internalized feelings of shame associated with sex and sexuality, particularly when you’re feeling afraid and vulnerable in a doctor’s office and/or you’ve grown up in a culture that makes a lot of value judgments about sexual activity
2) Some doctors ABSOLUTELY will shame and blame…

People who don’t wear shorts--is it all self-consciousness?! It’s too damn hot for that.

You can peel my old navy linen shorts off my cold dead ass. I have 4 pair and it's all I wear in summer when I'm not at work. 

For real. I will ooze out of denim shorts until the day they roll me into my grave.

People really don’t wear shorts? Even on the weekend?