but you’re still ignorant...

It’s definitely not completely ruined. Looks a bit try hard, but not ruined.

A quick search around the net has led me to DruckWerk’s Facebook page which led to these pictures.

that third run definitely seems to show all four under power

FWD peg leg burnout, even. It goes from 1 wheel to four somehow.

First burnout made me cringe. Wheels aren’t moving and it sounds like it’s hitting the limiter or he’s just revving the piss out of it. Can’t be good for the clutch, right?

Is this car a Haldex AWD ringer? I’m guessing he has a defeat switch when he does his totally unnecessary FWD burnout, but plugs it back in for the race. When he launches you can see a puff of smoke from his rears, and he leaves a small patch of rubber on the track.

Guess the Chevy hate brings clicks. Millenial here that just started my own business that requires lots of local driving. My business will purchase one of these. And chevy is making it practical for my wife, two kids, dog? Take my money now. Also, the model 3 gives me none of the feels. Bland. But no hate on it…

I sold my clean, sonic blue 06 S60R with 160k miles on it for less than that and was pretty happy with the price I got vs. other similar cars. Nice car, but crack pipe.

“185k mile turbo Volvo for $6500? Sounds like a good investment.” - Guy who bought Enron stock in late 2001, claiming “It’s gonna turn around any day now”

It has how many miles on it? Lovely car, but no thanks.

There was a time when funny truths like this would be COTD.

That naming scheme makes entirely too much sense for a German brand.

One time an enthused but admittedly ignorant valet driver asked me “what kind of Volvo” my Alfa Romeo 164 was.

I took the opportunity to park myself.

It’s an Avalon. I gaurantee they were standing right in front of the car and didn’t realize it.

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

Jerry, is that you?

No Facebook at work.

With a screaming child in the back seat....

Is driving while checking your phone a victimless crime? While tired? While drinking coffee??