Hank Williams Sr is my favorite country musician ever. Hank Jr. can fuck off. Hank III is alright, though.

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

“But he engaged in criminal behaviour. He needs more than “I’m sorry.””

Dude. He had a little too much to drink and went into the wrong condo. Pay a fine and be on his way. I bet you love full prisons

Is that seriously your take on this?

Yeah, well, you can’t go around being afraid all the time. I mean, if I let my fear control me, I wouldn’t have asked one of the most popular girls in 6th grade if she wanted to ‘go’ with me. But I muttered the 6th grade version of ‘fuck it’ to myself, and asked her, and now look at me! 35 years later, still scarred…

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

I just don’t get it. Like Eduardo said, if he has to do it every damn AB, he’s gonna do it every damn AB. If you have a pitcher out there who can’t field a bunt, fucking bunt. Should baserunners not take huge leads on Jon Lester? Should teams not employ the shift against dead-pull hitters? It’s such a stupid, petty, Ya…

Was CC such a bitch before becoming a Yankee?

He should rewrite it to be more clear, but I get what he’s saying.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

I went to the game on Saturday night against the Rockies for shits and giggles. He hit a homer above the Budweiser deck, 468 feet. That’s HR Derby level power mashing in a full speed game.

This intro lowlight clip is the best one so far this year.

I’ll never understand the assholes who don’t enjoy this series. I love the Saints, and I love this post.

Here’s Manti Te’o, who will finally be able to communicate with the spirit of Lennay Kekua with a visit to a local witch doctor.

Honest question.

Other Men’s Butts Are Sinful: A Tim Tebow Guide to the Shotgun Offense.

“See you in the playoffs”

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

Who issued the no-contact? If it wasn’t a real judge, the proper response is “fuck you.” I mean, they took his scholarship and place on the team. What else they got? They going to take hers away? Good luck with that PR look.