I love that you subtlety changed the way you spelled his last name throughout the post. Absolutely hilarious.

Do they not have porn west of the Rockies?

the last couple of years, Curry was on this MVP tear. Meanwhile analysts also were talking about how the Warriors have 2 of the top 5 guys in the league. I think if you ask the question you just asked, most anyone would say the same: LeBron is the guy you can throw on a team and compete. How that is not MVP, i dont…

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

He said ‘Castro is OUR Hitler’. OUR as in Cuba’s, a small island nation. There was no claim of ‘equivalent to scale.’

Is it okay to be a little happy for the guy? I mean, yeah, totally entitled fundie dickboy taking a spot that should go to a guy who lived his life for a shot, no doubt. But he’s playing in the backwaters, working his ass off, and he got a cool moment. So, salut.

Only a Jewish carpenter got nailed harder.

As a life long bills fan, I thought I had seen us screwed in every manner possible. That was dog shit.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

A single star for you, and a sudden rush of unhealthy, bitter rage at the thought of Wondo continuing to suit up for the USMNT after missing that sitter against Belgium in 2014. Fuck that guy forever.

“It was a sloppy, messy, nasty affair.”

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

Pleasant! I went a few weeks ago and got stoned and then had some wine at a little wine-tasting hut they had set up on the orchard. Great way to spend a Sunday.

redford how are you reading these so fast

What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.

That headline pretty much sums up the entire election cycle. Replace DNC with America and storm drain with ears.

Maybe you heard, Deadspin isn’t part of the bankruptcy proceedings and is in fact under new ownership, you complete jackass?

I’d read your pro-Trump opus.

My gripe with this, beyond the obvious xenophobia, is...who is she talking about? Looking at the current dual nationals on the squad, Julian Green was born in Tampa, Terrence Boyd spent time growing up in New York, has played exclusively for US youth and senior teams, and has the American flag tattooed on his arm.…