Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

C’mon, man. Blunt for the Red Oc-toker was staring you right in the face.

Major Tom reports that the karmic retribution for this action seems to be ongoing.

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

As horrible as that is to see, as a Giants fan, it did produce one pure moment of joy on earth.
Enjoy it.

I'm assuming that show would be 471% better if there was no audio at all times and they just gesticulated with their hands and mouthparts.

This is tragic and unexpected - I can’t understand why the Cubs would have traded for Josh Hamilton.

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

glad to see there’s still plenty of good-ass kinja to be had round these parts

Monroe plans to use his time off to educate children on the dangers of pain killers in football by starting the first ever Puff, Puff, Pass and Kick competition.

Howard Ends, Ranked

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

Trym II

Trym II

I actually loved these games more than Madden. I hope they make a comeback.

Yeah, but that lousy NBA record was with a dysfunctional Nets franchise, largely devoid of young talent, and... oh.