At lease for me, it's a link to this page.

If you need to quiet this only once (or on a system belonging to someone else) you can just get an old pair of headphones and cut the connector off.

liquid bandage doesn't contain acetone or petroleum based pigment.

Jailbreaking is actually the correct term here.

Why not just buy a powered usb hub?

Note: in this case "non-trivial" can mean as little as a single sentence.

When I contacted apple about updating my certs, I was told by several people that the certification programs were only available to apple employees.

Most email providers will filter exe files now. A simple workaround is to mail a link to the file after posting it on a free service.

I actually work on these things. (used to be apple certified before that became "Genius only".

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Does anyone know the legality of setting up a robodialer to call a congressman's office?

The main issue with hotmail integration is the lack of an available api.

Does anyone know of a tool to do the exact opposite?

Needs a bit more work i think. More power definitely, and recharging it might be a bit of a problem in the field.

I'm just going to say one thing and leave it alone.

Note: Just realized i wrote another essay...

You are most definitely not alone in being worried by this.

From what I can tell, most of the commenters are finding it hard to believe that this actually works.

Nope, I do it to.

Somewhat true. if you look at the newer fridges with glass or acrylic shelves, you'll notice a 2-inch gap at the back of the shelf. This gap is for airflow, and in the newer units the air vents are designed to focus the flow there. Older units usually just let the air move naturally.