Who cares about civil rights when the ability for men to joke is on the line?!

Not defective. What you are doing is wonderful. Speaking as an adopted child, you will experience a bond and a love unlike any you’ve ever experienced in your life and that very few people in the world get to know. My mother is no less of a mother because she didn’t birth me herself, is in no way defective, and in no…

And THIS is why I wish people would STFU asking women when they’re going to have a baby already or when you’re going to get to work on a sibling for the one you already have or whether you’re going to try for a boy/girl because you already have one of the other flavor. You never have a clue what people are going…

It’s an entirely fair question. And I think I’ve heard it raised to police spokespeople and the answer usually is “um, well, we’re specially trained in advanced driving...” which we all know is a non-answer.

... I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

It could be representing a family with prior marriages in the picture. The family that posted their solidarity to old navy had 3 white kids and a black dad, so she got her kids from a former marriage.

Freedom of expression is only protection from the gov’t. If Reddit wanted to ban all mentions of the color red they could and there wouldn’t be anything we could do about it beyond complain or leave.

Magician Patrick Kun isn’t breaking the wheel

Try to think of them as “huddled masses”. There's nothing more American than being from somewhere else. Unless you're First Peoples, in which case...sorry about that :(

It really sucks that lots of people are younger than you doesn’t it? Those stupid millennials with all their youth, such assholes.

I’m about to go hit up Siri with that...

I love the “It’s how I was raised excuse.”

I read “alcoholocaust” and accidentally giggled out loud. I’m really sorry. Because this is horrible and tasteless and truly upsetting but something about that name triggered a response that I....am embarrassed about. It’s just...a pretty good name. Sorry guys.

April Fools is fucking stupid, please stop. That is all.

I find this the most sexist argument that women who keep their names get thrown at them. I acquired my last name the exact same way my Dad and brother did. Why is it “his” name or my brother’s name more than it is mine?

First of all, white people, come get ya girl. Rap didn’t ask for this bullshit.

The 5S did not have the same guts as the 6S, right? So the updated camera and processor effectively make this a phone that didn’t exist before, right? Why on gods green earth would they continue to use the name of an outdated phone on a new model that simply looks similar?

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

I’m gonna terrify you even more by telling you that: you have no clue what your kids are doing online. No clue.