1) EQ, not IQ. Please read comments fully before you reply to them.

You can’t get any sexier than the original

Try being Polish and hyphenating, there is not a form on the planet where you’ll fit.

That will be cute!

I wouldn’t mind sex banners if there wasn’t so much daddy-daughter stuff. If they were just like “we like sex woohoo we are drunk heyyo!” that’d be no big, but the ones that suggest they don’t care about consent, or that they want to kidnap a bunch of freshmen girls, are creepy as fuck.

Let’s look at all the silver linings here.

There is literally nothing different between that argument and “If he didn’t want to get killed, he shouldn’t have been selling untaxed cigarettes!”

Gosh I almost want to star this comment for the ending but I can’t get past the victim blaming and calling the driver of the car an idiot when the proper term is psychopath.

I didn’t know there were hand towels like that, but to a cat what isn’t a toy?

OK seriously, though — is there anyone (bride or not) who WOULDN’T rush to the side of their injured father or grandparents? I can’t even imagine getting the call and going, “Oh well, I’m sure they’ll be fine, I need to go make my grand entrance at my reception.”

Shit, it starts young too. I helped run a STEM summer program for middle school students and one of the boys sexually harassed a girl by staring at her all day, following her around, and writing sexually explicit notes to her. The administrations general attitude was “boys will be boys.” The program was on a college…

The correct term for this is “Shoulder surfing”, let’s not call everything you shouldn’t be doing hacking.

His user name should definitely be Ex-Peezy

Okay, guy.

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

my 3 y.o. daughter put a cheerio in her vagina. I had to pull it out. she asked to eat it and I said “No, we don’t eat things we put in our vaginas.”

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

Note: I am in no way defending either the letter writer or the responder from Uexpress. I think we can all agree they are both shitty people.