They make more money in a month than you make in a year. 

Whole Foods’ Mediterranean frozen pizza is frozen love.

I’m so relieved you said that. I was getting worried we wouldn’t get a pearl-clutching faux-woke comment this time!

You call her “lazily racist” by highlighting Cho Chang’s name, yet your next example (the anachronistic use of “United States of America”) has nothing to do with race at all. Who’s being lazy here?

You can call her ou tfor lazy worldbuilding without calling her “racist” and “trash”. People might even take you…

Rowling, meanwhile, has pointed out that “white skin was never specified” for Hermione in the books.

Because the current moment of cultural reckoning is still subservient to pop culture trends, so it all comes down to who you personally like when it’s time to hand out hall passes. If you’re currently at the cool kids’ table, you get forgiven. If you’re past your prime, you can fuck off.

Remember when Gibson was…

we now share the AV Club with members of Nazi alternate universe AV Club

Colorado IS getting higher all the time.

That would be such a perfect way to pay off his sad “I had a date” at the end of Cap 1.

Young Avengers America Chavez? I’ll take it.

So it took him 45 days to learn to suck in his stomach and get a Trump-quality tan?

Are you not aware it’s not Trump himself sending the message?

The guy posted an opinion and half a dozen people jumped on his dick to tell him he’s wrong. Like bots. 

We’re doomed to a Trump pick being appointed. For precisely that reason, I don’t believe it’ll be Kavanaugh. There’s now enough evidence against him that proves he lied under oath. It may not be enough to directly prove assault, but it’s suspicious enough to be disqualifying.

There’s no longer anything for the GOP in…

They’re subverting your expectations of variety and originality.

A Gentle Giant tribute song, “Let Truth Reveal The Beast”, by Dan Bornemark and Helena Josefsson

And if you find anyone posting that here, go on and dismiss them. But they’re not who Barsanti’s audience, and there’s plenty of well-reasoned criticism of Kennedy’s decisions in here and elsewhere on the AV Club.

giving The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson his own spin-off trilogy despite the backlash from whiny babies

The questions are almost uniformly idiotic.

I’m usually a quiet diner, but I find myself being more friendly with the “millennial nitwit” type of server. Rehearsed or not, the casualness is refreshing.