They took the shooter in alive? I’m guessing blame will be placed on “many sides” and we’ll be reminded of the “many fine people on both sides” any second now.

Hey, Stein voters? FUCK YOU

Wife-beating cokehead had a health scare? Hang on, trying to feel upset.

and having “bold and fierce” faces with “black eyes.”

If it was a toupee, it would actually look real (see video). What Trump has is a terminal case of being too proud for cosmetic help, but not too proud to look like a pathetic old man with a combover.

The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham. Fuck you, Lindeloff. Double fuck you, Cuse.

“Hey I really like this title. Let’s contrive a story where we get to use it even if nothing about it makes sense.”

Doctor Strange let things unfold exactly as they needed to in order to bring about the timeline where the heroes win. He could have set up a plan that wouldn’t let Star Lord get close to Thanos, but he let it happen, because it was supposed to happen that way.

(Why yes, I am aware that I just seriousposted on a humor…

Hate to break it to you, but you totally misread Siete Ocho’s post.

Average fan: “African names are so complicated!”

Iceland: “Hold our beergurdnarsson”

And while you were writing that lovely epilogue, Nigeria went and gave Argentina a new lease on life.

What did you think was gonna happen, exactly? Fuck Miller (actually don’t, he deserves to die a virgin), but doxxing him was always gonna bite you in the ass.

I’m 41 and fuck you, I look younger than him. It’s my lack of pure evil.

Peter Jacobson’s smile actually reaches his eyes. He’s much too warm a person to be compared to Goebbels Jr.

Polonium is exotic for anyone.

Is Bigen a hair loss concealer for Black hair, a la Toppik or Caboki?

I thought Lebron had a regular transplant, his hairline looks way too natural for it to be a concealer.

Some of you are commenting things to the effect of “aw she looked cute before!” “personally, I like her body better before surgery”, and my favorite, “imperfections are cute!”

I’m sure you think you’re being shining examples of open-mindedness and acceptance, but you just judged her on her looks just as much as the…

There’s a charm to people who are flawed and imperfect

They don’t want discussion, or to educate. They want to beat their chest and prove how much more enlightened they are, even if they have to make up thoughtcrimes to crow about.