Piss off, manlet. Pay for a balcony ticket.

But the company’s business model—which essentially relies on building a customer base by subsidizing seemingly impossible ticket deals.

For the same reason they keep calling id software by that name, even though most of the people that made it matter are long gone.

How would you feel if every time you left your house to go to the grocery store, no fewer than 50 people stopped you and wanted you to do the same thing you’d been doing for weeks on end?

You’re my kind of people. I wish we could cross paths so we could politely ignore each other, as nature intended.

Well, there IS one obstacle: What country that isn’t a shithole would take him?

That still means a big enough population where Jessica could ave an inner circle that was 100% anglo white and it wouldn’t defy probability.

Word has it that if you meet CPM in real life, he refuses to speak to you until he has checked your circle of friends for the correct representation ratio. God help you if you have more than two midwestern white males as close friends!

Her love interest is a black man.

Richard Spencer advocates for ethnic cleansing. Him getting mocked for being a broke bitch is at the bottom of my list of concerns, right behind “Marco Rubio’s hair keeps thinning”.

I’ve recently started transitioning to a plant-based diet, and it’s been easier than I expected. Basically, once I started exploring flavor profiles and the reasons meat-based dishes appeal to me, coming up with veggie alternatives has been a fun adventure. But the biggest credit has to go to Gaz Oakley’s Avant Garde…

Peter Jackson and his production team are apparently currently deciding between signing on to Amazon’s Lord of the Rings series or boarding an undisclosed Warner Bros. DCEU project.

Maybe try not sexualizing toddlers, you pervert.

Solo looks set to continue my streak with Disney Star Wars: The sequels leave me cold, but the standalone movies look pretty good.

Even peak Arnold had the occasional stinker. But Johnson’s a ridiculously safe bet with a practically guaranteed return.

Think of it this way: People go see Star Wars and the MCU movies because of the characters. We love the actors, but it’s the franchises themselves that draw us in.

With Dwayne Johnson, it’s the…

If I could visit the Kinjaverse without having The Root articles pushed my way, that’d be grand. But they’re still cross-posted and promoted. Gratis racism is still racism.

The Root: Still the only place online where I’ve had racist slurs thrown my way. I’m a “coon” and an “Uncle Tom” according to them.

They tried to raise $500k to buy the Gawker name and failed to reach even $100k. You’re vastly overestimating how much people actually care.

I won’t be sad, because the cream will rise. The handful of quality writers will find better gigs, and the rest will fade away just as they should.

Assuming that anyone hating on GMG must be a conservative is a perfect illustration of why this family of sites keeps dying self-inflicted deaths.

In the book “Masters of Doom”, there’s an anecdote about how Doom co-creator John Romero had a glass statue holding a mallet in the lobby of his office. The joke being that the statue held the instrument of its own demise.

Gawkmodo is that statue, and boy does it love destroying itself over and over.