eldaran
Eldaran
eldaran

“How do you do, fellow poors?”

Bro, this movie would be great, bro. Disney should make movie, bro.

Good. Fuck that thug.

One of the He-Man’s most loyal allies, Orko will be reimagined as a small manwhose self-doubt holds him back from being a reasonably mediocre wizard.

Wilson’s a fucking thug. I don’t want him banned for game 4, though. Let Geno deal with him, then ban him.

There’s NEVER enough flan for everyone. It’s like pizza. Whatever amount you have, you could always use more.

I first read that as “150 egg yolks” and thought “I’ve REALLY been doing this wrong”.

Is it ok if I print out your post so I can show it to my know-it-all American friends when they tell me I’m eating sushi wrong for dipping rice-first?

I never saw the corset as too risque, but if she wants it changed, it should be.

What never worked for me is how even though her costume is basically street clothes, she never really seems to change them. It’s always the one outfit or a tiny variation on it.

I know her comics costume would be hard to translate to the

Trump was elected and she figured her eastern Euro accent would make Trump either deport her or wanna marry her. Either way, time to soften it.

Dude, no one gives a fuck. Not even your mom.

And then Cassie says “daddy, I don’t feel so good...” in the post-credits scene.

This needs more stars.

do you really think that it sounded like an amazing business idea to build a platform for people to chat with people they already knew

No, it’s just that MoviePass won’t pay for it. Blaming the theater because the sugardaddy app won’t pay for what you want is beyond silly.

And maybe MoviePass will figure this all out and emerge with a compelling service that’s less restricted than ever.

“Not to negate her feelings, but let me negate her feelings”

I call it “eating things I like in a manner that pleases me, internet snobs be damned”.

Time Stone shenanigans means anyone can be alive after Thanos is defeated.