“Because we don’t have magic metal that apparently can make anything from invisible craft to holophones to my healing nanobots, Mary Sue”

Yeah, I loved Shuri in BP, but if this is gonna be her schtick from now on, it’s gonna get real old real fast.

King is, well, the king of vividly portraying the mechanics of insanity. Louis Creed and Jack Torrance’s descent into madness feels so organic, so damned logical... That’s the key to his ability to scare the shit out of us. We understand why those guys lost it, and in the back of our mind, we wonder if we might not…

Football began in 1992, didn’t you hear?

The franchises you own always come home to you

I loved it, but ending with The Timewarp was a bit on the nose.

I’d forgotten about Denise! Objection withdrawn.

because fuck gay people being happy, right TWD?

Let Truth Reveal The Beast, by Dan Bornemark and Helena Josefsson. It’s on a Gentle Giant tribute album made up of songs written in their style, rather than covers of their actual songs. Good stuff.

Star Wars comics fall under two categories:

1) Artists who draw without photo reference, opting to capture the essence of the characters rather than a lifeless likeness.

2) The exact opposite.

“Let go of the past. Kill it, if you have to. Unless there’s another half billion to be made by exploiting fanboy nostalgia and then mocking them for caring”.

Photo reference fail, Jesus.

Even when we reach the eventual rebuild years, never forget: Sidney Crosby has won more Cups than the entire Flyers organization.

Yes. Next question.

Hot dog + mayo + chopped onions + grape soda. You judge all you like, I’ll be full and happy.

No, I think he means Rerun Van Pelt

The Dan Schneider stuff was based on his fetish-y, easily verifiable tweets. If those didn’t exist, he might have gotten away with it. But he just couldn’t help himself.

He’s a pedant of the highest caliber, but I don’t care. He’s a force for good in our dumbed down world, so let him have his annoying pet peeves.

But it’s being done to entertain straight women! So it’s all good! They can fetishize, objectify, rub one out, and then get back to their day job of blogging about toxic masculinity!

“EXCELSIOR, TRUE BELIEVERS!”

Where’s the lie?