“Let me highlight the worst, least credible critics so I can gloss over the many reasonable, legit criticisms this movie has come in for.”

...And that’s how you get me to watch.

I had actually turned off mine because I wanted to allow ads and only block the really bad ones. Guess who went back on block five minutes later? The Kinja family. Two Kotaku tabs froze just trying to load all the shit they serve up.

I’m here because I like sushi and wanted to see what the big deal was. Presumably you’re here of your own free will, too. If you decide to engage, you can’t complain. Plenty of other articles you could have clicked on.

Mediocrity has its perks, I guess.

The expectation is that the character should look exactly the same, I guess.

Based on their previous attempts at commentary about race in Daleks in Manhattan with the wise Black Man named Solomon, I’m not optimistic.

Not really. You don’t have to follow anyone on social media whose culinary choices displease you.

My favorite sushi restaurant in Venezuela used friend plantain as a topping on their “tropical California roll”. It was incredible. You do you, Kim.

Holy fuck I’m in. I didn’t think they could make it work, but this made me seven years old again.

I pay for YT Red just to get rid of the ads, and I’ve never watched any of their originals, but this did it.

Even if this guy were telling the truth, “I have an idea for you to do. It requires your work, talent, time, and money” reminds me too much of every “idea guy” in the software industry. Can’t feel too much sympathy.

It worries me a bit in the sense that I don’t want Jodie’s tenure to be the Very Special Episode one. As in “the Doctor is a woman now, let’s seize the moment and talk at the audience rather than let her be the Doctor”. Doctor Who has been very good at seamlessly weaving political statements into the show…

Being against police brutality doesn’t mean championing the suspects. They may very well have committed a crime, but we have laws and rules the cops have to play by. I don’t care if you have a murder suspect in front of you, if the suspect doesn’t present a clear threat, you can’t shoot him.

PS— You’re too fucking…

People usually speak of each Doctor as separate individuals, so it’s more like “the time Nine met the God of the Daleks” or “the time Twelve reassembled Nardole”.

I grew up in South America, where benevolent sexism is kind of baked in: You’re taught to “take care of” the women in your life, including paying for stuff when you go on a date. It’s archaic, but I still offer, even though I live in the US now.

But while I now live in a society where sharing expenses is more common, I…

I’m gonna take the mother of all wild guesses and say you haven’t seen the movie.

I’m also fairly sure you’re unfamiliar with the word “context”.

Clueless first-worlders who don’t have to worry about actually living under the regimes they champion. Struggle tourists.

Venezuelan here. You are correct. It takes a specially vile kind of nerve to call someone gusano from the safety and comfort of an American lifestyle.

Latinix

“A Kitty Pryde book?”
“A Kitty Pryde book”
“Kitty?”
“That’s what they said”
“Kitty Pryde is getting a book?”
“This is what I’m telling you”