Senility is such a sad thing to witness.

lol ok

And because Mittens is a cat and not a child, it’s neither good or bad for the cat if Bed Bug Bobby never comes to visit. Mittens will be fine whether they see triple-B again or not. Because Mittens is a cat.

Inferno Squad movie featuring Lando and Shriv.

I kinda of want to see a remake of Bingo Long All Stars & Traveling Motor Kings starring Glover.

I like the way both of you think. Please cater my wedding.

Exacto. Hasta Chavez hubiera dicho “chico, esto es como que mucho” con algunas de las pendejadas que se le ocurren a Trump.

Pretty much. Chavez’s first claim to fame was a failed military coup. His redemptive discourse hit the right notes for the international left, but in the end his was just another authoritarian LatAm government. Freebies when there was oil money to throw around, repression when prices fell and unrest grew.

He had the…

I’m originally from Venezuela, and the Trump clan reminds me of the Chavez family more and more every day, regardless of them being on opposite ends politically: The vindictive brand of populism, the open warfare on the media, the use of the office of the President as a platform for the family at large, and the…

No way her prenup doesn’t include something about not writing a tell-all.

She’ll become a talking head on TV. Even the “evil librul media” seems only too happy to embrace anyone who worked for Trump. Because at the end of the day, they’re all the 1%, and they’ll scratch each other’s backs even if 24 hours prior they…

Gawker was scum. Get out of your bubble and you’ll find many people feel the same. Its surviving sites can be scum from time to time, but they also host several writers I respect and who are on their way to bigger things, so I still visit.

Swap colors and reread that.

Sex positivity’s only for the people we like, I guess?

Deadspin, of all places, tried to shame Tarantino through that gross email by the woman that hooked up with him and then wrote about his fetish. They only managed to make herself look like even bigger assholes than the Gawker family already were at the time.

I just hate YOU, really.

I’m friendly to whoever waits on me, but I try to keep it minimal. Partly because I don’t like making small talk with strangers, and partly because I know they don’t really relish that part of the job, either. So let’s be nice to each other, and then get down to business.

Dude, do you think THEY want to have to do that shit? They just want to keep their job.

For real. “I see Martin Freeman... And a 3,000-word Medium-wannabe thinkpiece”. Get those clicks, I guess.

It is:

Ragbir’s a convicted felon, which is one of the very few reasons a legal immigrant can have their status revoked. He fucked up and is paying the price.

This. It seems our more purity-minded commenters are perfectly fine fucking over the Dreamers if it means denying Trump his wall.