If you were sorry, you wouldn’t have posted. Own your douchebaggery.

Saying “it’s none of our business” is much farther from holier-than-thou than the relentless, judgmental hot takes polluting the comments.

Heed your username, douchebag.

I was expecting some out of touch rich Trumpet to be behind this, but nope, it’s Barry’s Bud Rahm. WTF. How much longer till “service guarantees citizenship”?

CORRECTION: A previous version of this story misstated the length of time Oswalt and Salenger had been dating. It is 3 months, not 15.

For example?

Branding everyone in this discussion with the words of a single individual is intellectually dishonest. Just quit while you’re six steps behind.

Your case is that you have no case, you’ve made that amply clear.

Next time I move, I’ll touch base with you to make sure I don’t move remotely close to you.

They do sell them here, usually under $300. Try Amazon or Walmart or Best Buy.

For me it was the 2600 version of Donkey Kong (also the first time I saw Mario in any form)

We have a moratorium at the moment, but this would be an excellent time to lift it.

Did you miss Michael Harriot’s piece on The Root?

You are ascribing a lot of opinions to me that I have either not expressed, or simply don’t hold. The chip on your shoulder is preventing you from having a discussion, you just want to rage. Have at it.

I was mugged by a black man a month after I arrived in the US. I went 30 years in a third-world country without getting mugged once (sheer dumb luck, but still, not once), but once I came here, I was robbed at gunpoint. By a black man. Should I not lift a finger to defend a black person from violence? Should I…

It was a joke, not a dick.

Your jealousy is unseemly.

If you want to cling to semantics to avoid discussion, have at it.

Sure, Comcast’s cable TV business is going to shrink over the course of the next decade. But when the cost of one decoupled streaming package is more than what a person pays for Netflix, Hulu and HBO Now, they’re making gray-market alternatives attractive again, especially considering that for many people walking away…

In theory, today’s news is good for cord cutters. Before, you needed cable to get access to the full range of EPL offerings; now you can buy into the league with the new streaming package, and get access to thrilling Watford-Stoke action.